Monday, August 3, 2009

I Have An Exciting Life


What I Did This Weekend:

Friday night - My friend Dan and I went out to dinner, then to a lesbian bar in the West Village called Cubbyhole. As the name indicates, it is awesome. It is tiny, crowded, and they have a lot of stupid crap hanging from the ceiling a la T.G.I Fridays. Dan and I have met many fantastic people there. Something must have been off last week, however because not only did neither of us get hit on, but when Dan was waiting for the bathroom a group of girls "jokingly" told him that they hate men, and later someone pointedly (and confusingly) asked him why straight people went to gay bars. At that point it was already 10:30 and because I am an old woman I was ready to call it a night.

Saturday - I went to see Funny People with Leigh. In addition to making no sense, it was also two and a half hours long. This kind of running time is appropriate for Harry Potter and the French version of Lady Chatterly's Lover, not an Adam Sandler movie. If you decide to go bring lots of snacks. And maybe a book.

Sunday - One of my roommate's work friends came over for dinner and we all ate vegan sushi, drank wine, and smoked while she explained how even though she feels uncomfortable around men and only makes out with girls she is NOT a lesbian. By the end of the night I was so out of it that this started making sense.

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