iBaby

I had a three day weekend because I called in sick on Friday. You'd think this would make coming to work on Monday less painful, but you would be wrong. My life would be so much more manageable if I could figure out how to have a three day work week.

Not only was my weekend long, it was also very eventful.

Thursday night I performed my act at Hank's Saloon which I would argue is the awesomest bar in Brooklyn. I had tons of fun, but somehow didn't end up getting home until 2am. While this might be normal for some 25 year olds in New York, I cannot remember the last time I was out that late. On a weeknight no less! I apparently prefer to spend my evenings in a bathrobe with my cat drinking tea and watching the Lawrence Welk show.

One of the benefits of being sick on Friday was that I could spend the day working on my story. Of course instead of doing this, I spent most of the day reading things online and watching TV. My biggest accomplishments were going to the Whole Foods on the Bowery and catching up on The Realhousewives of New York. I did feel guilty enough about this to work on my story from 12-7 on Saturday, so maybe being lazy is good for me.

Sunday was filled with small children. Leigh performed an interactive show for a bunch of little kids at BAX that was ridiculously cute. Imagine a bunch of 3 year olds wearing sparkly scarves and singing Tomorrow while sitting in a misshapen circle. ADORABLE. Then Doug and I had drinks with our married friends and their 20 month old baby. True Story: The baby knows how to use an iPhone. This completely blew my mind and also made me feel very old/want a baby. I just have to keep reminding myself that babies turn into 10 year olds who eventually turn into teenagers, and I am so not interested in dealing with a teenager.