Jokes told at Anna K. meeting last night:
Q: How many librarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Let me look that up for you.
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Feminist.
Feminist wh-
That's not funny.
A pirate walks into a bar with a large wheel attached to the front of his pants. He goes to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Did you know there's a wheel stuck to your crotch?"
The pirate grimaces and says, "Aaaar! It's driving me nuts!"
Lily also told one that began with "Two whales walk into a bar . . ." and ended with a punchline so amazing putting it in print would never do it justice. Sorry folks. If you want more hilarious jokes like these you're just going to have to start your own Russian literature book club. Or buy some Laffy Taffy.
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