Wasn't this weekend amazing?! It was so warm out! It felt like Summer! It was the perfect weather to sit in the park, go to the beach, or . . . lose your boyfriend's keys when he is out of town, pay $200 to get the locks changed, and spend two days trapped indoors because the only way to get a new key to the front door of the building is to ask the landlord who won't be around until Monday and you don't feel like being creepy and sneaking in behind someone every time you want to get in.
Anyone who knows me will be shocked to learn that this is the first time in the 7 years I've lived in New York that I've lost my (or anyone else's) keys. This is the person who once managed to misplace her favorite gold belt while she was wearing it. They will not, however, be shocked to hear that when I finally did manage to do this, it was at the most inconvenient possible time.
Instead of going out to brunch, going bra shopping, and getting dinner with friends, I spent the weekend eating cheese for three meals, watching reruns of The Millionaire Matchmaker, and reading a 600 page graphic novel. Clearly, I cannot be left alone.
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