Things I Need to Do to Get My Life in Order:
1) Start writing more. Blog entries only half count. Okay, maybe they only a quarter count.
2) Join a gym. (I have already looked into this. The only gym I can afford is the NYU one which kind of scares me. Although it is very convenient to my office, and is so fancy that I will be able to watch stupid TV shows while working out, I am a little scared of suffering from traumatic college flashbacks. I also find the thought of exercising next to anorexic freshmen wearing full faces of makeup and shorts that wouldn't fit over my ankle slightly terrifying.)
3) Stop eating things like chips and beer for dinner. That is not a meal. It is a snack for an overweight frat boy.
4) Start running in the morning at least twice a week without getting lost in Prospect Park and making myself late for work.
5) Buy a pair of expensive jeans that I can't afford, but make my ass look amazing.
There you go. It's like I'm my own life coach.
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